Stop Me If You've Heard This Before.....

A man in Pendleton, Oregon, is behind bars after allegedly walking naked into the home of a woman he didn’t know. “Hi, honey,” he said, while trying to hug her. Gail Wilson said, “He had a big grin on his face. I kept saying ‘Get away from me. Get out of my house.’” Wilson shoved the naked intruder and told him to get away. She said the man grabbed her dog and took it into one of her bedrooms for a few minutes. Wilson called 911. The dispatcher told her to ask the man his name, but that made him mad, and he ran out the door just as police arrived. The naked man, later identified as 30-year-old Stephen Burton and who appeared to be on drugs, tried to escape by climbing a fence, and soon after that, fell off a cliff into a tree. Police caught him hanging upside down from the tree by his ankle.